I'm Gonna Write a Soap Opera

Why tell your story to the tabloids and settle for a one time payout and a little cheap notoriety?

With a properly jaundiced eye and a flexible sense of ethics, you might just parlay an interesting set of friends into an ongoing paycheck.

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I'm Gonna Write a Soap Opera

I'm gonna write a soap opera
you're gonna be the heroine
I'm gonna show the world just how ya think
I'm gonna write a soap opera
I won't have to make up a thing
When we get the ratings back
you know I'll take you out for a drink

I'll get a famous model
to play your part for you
I was gonna ask you but you're always busy
We'll get a famous model
I know she'll do real good, too
When the plot gets thick
She'll be skinny enough to wriggle through

I'm gonna sell the rights
everywhere I can
there'll be games and dolls and underwear
I'm gonna sell the rights
I suggest you buy up while you can
I said I'd make you famous
I think by now you understand

(C)1990, TK Major